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May 29, 2003 (6 Comments)
Posted on May 29, 2003 by TiffRoss
“Good hearing.” Riley grinned at Chel and waved his hand in front of her, pointing at her chest. “I was just referring to your chest.” “What’s wrong with my chest?!” Chel blurted out, glancing down. She was taken completely off guard by Riley’s statement and the casual tone he was using. “Your upper chest is too big and top heavy.” Riley explained, making motions with his hands to indicate what he probably thought was the appropriate shape of a female. “There are surgeries to fix that.” “…. nothing.” Lexx was delayed in his response and blushing madly. He could not believe that Riley was doing this. ‘Riley!’ He snapped over the relay. ‘Human females are not made the same as Littan females. ‘Oh,… yeah.’ Riley’s enthusiasm hadn’t waned with that corrective statement. ‘She’d make a cute littan though!’ Chel’s expression had changed abruptly from dazed and confused to outright anger. ‘I can’t believe this,… jerk!’ She glared at Riley, barely restraining herself from lunging at him for the embarrassing statement.

7 thoughts on “May 29, 2003 (6 Comments)”

  1. Eboreg

    Not cool Riley, not cool.

  2. Hailfire

    ROFL oh man, love this one… for once its too much and not enough XD

    1. Writer Girl

      Oh, and the poop hits the fan.

  3. sparkledeath

    Does getting slapped across the face turn Riley on or something? Because otherwise, I can’t understand why he keeps trying to get Chel to kill him.

  4. Foxstar

    This page made me laugh so hard my chest hurt.

  5. Refugnic

    Haha, spot on. But hey, actually he complimented her, didn’t he?
    I mean, for human females it’s a compliment, if their ‘upper chest’ is fairly large (but still in proportion, mind you). I mean, he could’ve compared her to some stick figure, which has about no fat around the waist…now THAT would’ve been a low blow. Though I wonder what he meant by ‘she’d make a cute Littan’…could it be, that he’s interested himself? Nah, I think he’s just fooling around with Lexx.

  6. KM

    He must have a death wish. You know what, I’m certain he knew that and was just doing that to bug her.

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