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I don’t like Lexx, but I don’t like this woman even more. From what he knew of Lexx in his brief encounter with him, Keith surmised he was a moody, selfish jerk. After Chel’s abduction, Lexx had been downgraded to simply a moody jerk. He couldn’t call him selfish after seeing what he was doing for Chel, but he still didn’t think very highly of him.
“Why are you so concerned?” Keith probed, curious to see exactly where Claudia was coming from.
“Because it happens on every world.” Claudia swooped in toward Keith like a desperate starving hawk coming in for the kill … and landing on a turtle. “Lexx is a love them and leave them type.”
Keith just stared at Claudia, still confused about what she was trying to do. He didn’t believe a word coming from her mouth and also noted that the squirrel in his arms suddenly went rigid and then began trembling.
24 thoughts on “08/06/2010”
Jade
Oh no she didn’t!
chibidoll
Liar! How dare she! I hope he confronts Lexx and gets the truth. That’ll show her, and Lexx will really turn on her. Maybe the viewers will, too. They seem to like Chel. Do you think viewers are shippers too?
Redlion
If Keith talks to Lexx about this and finds out that she’s lying….
More fightin’ words.
DawnStar
I’m worried… Keith might actually fall for this one…. No Keith don’t listen to her LIES!!!!
BarGamer
More like, she loves Lexx and he left her. XD
LilFluff
Oh yeah, this won’t come back to bite her in any way. Nope. Won’t be a problem at all…
Nathan R.
ugh ok those are flat out lies he’s had people come to him yes but they were FANGIRLS, so of course he left them.
Festa
God she is just a low life…. Yeah we all know Lexx has always just looked to win the game and get out. I mean in the beging he was trying to avoid Chel just because of all this… no way is he like that i hope Keith is smarter than that …..
SnowFox102
Pfft. Keith has seen enough to know that Claudia is lying. She’s all over Lexx, which she wouldn’t be if she were telling the truth.
Pyreheart
… now I really hate her.
Aquila audax
The classic play! Sow the seeds of doubt, and then the protective friend rushes to the rescue! On another note, it looks like Fly is going to get squashed. Lovely work here!
Gremalkin
I think she is digging her own grave.
I approve, carry on !
Drackolus
Well, he seems to get that she’s full of it, though the ideas will be in his head. I think he cares enough about Chel to be protective but cautious enough to not start unreasonable fights. But, that’s probably too optimistic =P
The_Rippy_One
Syke, are you trying to make us hate this woman?
fishy
has claudia forgotten that fly can talk? and that he knows the whole story? because that is utterly stupid. i’m thinking fly’s dialouge is going to be along the lines of
“claudia you are such a lying freak everyone already knows you’re just jealous of chel and if you ruin this for her and lexx then you are the most materialistic person i have ever met. now keith, don’t believe a word she says.”
wright1
Oh, this is just hilarious. Claudia may mean well (compared to Lexx and Chel’s actual enemies), but she’s so self-centered she can’t keep her lies straight. Like Gremalkin said, she’s standing in a hole and digging furiously. Go, go, Claudia!!
Even without the dice filling him in, Keith has already seen enough of her to make an accurate judgment call. He knows a loon when it cries in his ear…
Shadow Fox Kitfox
Lies, more poisonous liess
I wanna gnaw on Claudia’s head now.
May I gnaw on her head?
Additionally, if Fly decides to step in – that might depend on if he sees it as his problem or not – one of the two is about to have angry squirrel claws on their arms.
Shump
Her statement is easily disproved, dude. If Lexx is a ‘love ’em and leave ’em type’, then Chel will be left on Earth. No one needs to do anything.
Hailfire
the only reason why i would ever buy a plush of her is so i could use it as a punching bag for moments like this….. I…. Hate…. her!!!!!!!
Ray
Voodoo doll
Skysong
Hey lets not forget Drift, he is sitting right there and he talks to.
sparkledeath
I guess we should be thankful that Claudia is a bit dim. Lexx has a lot of serious emotional issues that would give a concerned friend pause, I’m glad she wasn’t smart (or tactless) enough to bring them up.
raxondr
I CALL BULLPLOPS!
I despise Claudia for this kind of behavior.
KM
Lexx? A Love then leave type? HAHAHAHAHAHA! You suck Claudia.
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