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Day 27 3 10

Vic stared blankly at the very large ‘dinosaur’ standing before him, imagining how quickly this could go the wrong direction.  He took another drink of his coffee, with Epsy still waiting expectantly for a reply to her question. “Yeah, not having this conversation!”  Vic grumbled.  “Pretty sure there will be a line of responsible agents dying to have their own talking alien dinosaurs.”  The answer was enough to please Epsy, who smiled good naturedly at Vic.

7 thoughts on “Day 27 3 10

  1. Mel: I can field this one. You see…

    […]

    Epsy: So… while Epsy and Zeta are different enough to have chicks, Epsy and Zeta’s chicks are not…? their chicks would all be inbred and broken…? *sigh* Epsy and Zeta are not enough to start a.. a…

    Mel: Species. No.

    Keith: That’s not strictly true – you can make do with fewer ancestors… for instance, the entire domestic golden hamster population – and, therefore, the world population as far as we know – derived from a single brood…

    Mel: But you’d really need at least six ancestors, especially for a higher-functioning species like this.

    Vic: Either way – not going to happen!

    Much, much later…

    Vic: How did this happen?

    Lexx: My best guess would be Andisel trying to annoy us.

    Vic: Well, she’s succeeded! Four confirmed breeding pairs, and now this suspected fifth…

    Epsy: Oooh! Oooh! I hear them! (calls) HELLOOOOO FRIENDS!

    Male theropod dice (charging into view): Hello! She just like us!

    Female theropod dice (charging into view): Yes! Hiii!

    Epsy: I’m Epsy and this is Zeta!

    Female theropod dice: You have name?! Can I have name??

    Epsy: Yes! Chel here will give you names! ^U^

    Vic: X-(

    >:=)>

    1. Now THIS is quality material. I could totally see it going this way in a sub-plot later.

  2. “I need a freaking drink. Unfortunately, all I’ve got is coffee.”

  3. Is there a line to get one?! please tell me it’s a short one! ^_^

  4. I wonder if this is how he handled “The Talk”

  5. Make sure no one tells Vic that those little dinosaurs can probably heal from said injury.

  6. Heh. Good judgement from Vic. That’s surprising.

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