Last I heard you were in the middle of one of your escapades. Did you really put a salamander in the queen mother’s dress? I gotta say, she must have freaking amazing poise not to scream or even fidget.
Bart
Of course, she’s the queen mother. As soon as she felt it moving she just dropped psi-static, froze everything within a couple feet of herself, reached in, pulled out the salamander, threw it to a guard, and never once broke the tone or tenor of her live State of the Plural address. I doubt most people watching the broadcast even knew that anything had happened. I think I heard that Evilbob was sentenced to another fortnight of The Dome, though.
Th-that’s Claudia, right? Surely not the product of an impossible shipping I have somehow betrayed to you through my slew of loud comments? Surely, right? Ehehehehehe……
Claudia looks like someone actually put her in her place. I almost wonder if it involved Chel demonstrating her proficiency with a rat tail.
I can picture in now, Claudia approaches her on the beach, and taunts her a bit about her ‘assets.’ Then Chel rolls up her towel and snaps Claudia’s arm, then proceeds to chase her all over the beach with it. Maybe not comedy gold, but oh so satisfying to see Chel force Claudia to back down.
10 thoughts on “Day 28”
Raxondr
Guys, I think we broke Tiff.
Evilbob
BLASPHEMY!
Raxondr
Gasp! I didn’t know you read Alien Dice, Bob!
Last I heard you were in the middle of one of your escapades. Did you really put a salamander in the queen mother’s dress? I gotta say, she must have freaking amazing poise not to scream or even fidget.
Bart
Of course, she’s the queen mother. As soon as she felt it moving she just dropped psi-static, froze everything within a couple feet of herself, reached in, pulled out the salamander, threw it to a guard, and never once broke the tone or tenor of her live State of the Plural address. I doubt most people watching the broadcast even knew that anything had happened. I think I heard that Evilbob was sentenced to another fortnight of The Dome, though.
Tiff
I’m still sick. 😀
Wild star
Th-that’s Claudia, right? Surely not the product of an impossible shipping I have somehow betrayed to you through my slew of loud comments? Surely, right? Ehehehehehe……
Tiff
It’s funny how something I want to be shocking is so shocking in its absolute non shockiness if it were any other character. 😀
Raxondr
Claudia looks like someone actually put her in her place. I almost wonder if it involved Chel demonstrating her proficiency with a rat tail.
I can picture in now, Claudia approaches her on the beach, and taunts her a bit about her ‘assets.’ Then Chel rolls up her towel and snaps Claudia’s arm, then proceeds to chase her all over the beach with it. Maybe not comedy gold, but oh so satisfying to see Chel force Claudia to back down.
Spikes
Wait wait wait. Is Claudia … Dressed humbly? Holy crud! Did she fall on her head?!
Bart
Holy Toledo, talk about thigh-high boots. Must be some space-age technology involved in hiding the zipper.
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